So I had this amazing sex dream last night, I’m totally not making this up either.
I was in a hotel room with maybe six guys. I was on my knees and they were taking turns getting blown or feeling my tits and slapping them around. Right before the first guy was getting ready to lose his load, Jimmy Hooligan comes in and knock all of the guys out with a baseball bat. Then he walks over to me and says “you wanted to suck some cock you dirty little bitch?!” then he slaps me in the face really hard a few times. After he’s done slapping me he yanks my head back by the hair and shoves his cock down my throat. My eyes were tearing up and my air flow was limited, plus I’m gagging the whole time. It was so awesome.
Right before he was ready to pop, he takes it out of my mouth and completely covers my face in jizz, like omfg it was so so hot this dream. I even woke up horny and had to make myself cum before I got ready for work. I even called Jimmy and told him I was going to have a good day. If he reads this he’ll know why now
Figured I would share that with you all so there it is lol.
Dumb Things Women Do To Get You To Notice Them….Like they really do things like this, trust me I’m a girl
(This is my “get ready for my advice” face…so get ready)
So have you ever wondered if a girl was flirting with you? Well being a girl I’ll give you some of the tell tale signs that she is.
For some reason women think that playing coy and batting lashes is the sure way to get a guy to notice her. It’s stupid and half the time we don’t realize that men, for the most part can’t pick up on hints like that.
Anyways, if you’re out in a social setting and there’s a chick sitting across the room/bar or whatever, you might see her glancing around and seemingly checking you out.
Let’s start here, if she’s with more than two friends forget it. She’s just looking for the hottest man-meat to get her and her friends drinks and show them that she still has the touch even though she’s a thirty something hag. Ha! Just kidding. Well no I’m not sooo….yeah. That may be fine if you just want a one night thing, but chances are you won’t get anywhere with her. Keep moving.
Now, if you see a girl surveying the room who keeps catching your eye, then looks away but does it more than once, the girl’s interested but don’t appear too eager. Most women want to play a bit of cat and mouse. I personally don’t enjoy pick up lines so I wouldn’t really recommend them but sometimes if the chick is dumb they’ll work for you.
These days all clothes are revealing. From leggings to mini skirts and low cut tops. However, on the off chance that you meet an adult woman with any self worth, she may not be wearing little scraps of material masquerading as clothing. So how do you know if this rare lady is sending you vibes to come talk to her? Easy, because all women do this little number. She’ll fiddle with the thing closest to her cleavage. It could be a necklace, a button or a stray lock of hair. She wants her sex appeal noticed without having to strip for the attention. You may not be used to this with all the wanna be video vixens out there, but the classy ones aren’t extinct yet.
You should be able to tell when someone isn’t really paying attention to the people they’re with. If you see that she’s half nodding to the beat friend she came in with, you should come over and say hi. She’s obviously waiting for you to do that so get moving.
Now that you’re close to your mystery gal, it’s way easy to tell how bad she wants to get with you.
She’ll find random ways to brush against you and giggle after she does that. We all think that stuff is cute. It’s not, but the guys seem to like it so we do it.
Body language is a key factor at this point. If she’s kind of hunched over or has her legs crossed, sex isn’t one other first things on her mind…it doesn’t mean she isn’t attracted to you, just that she may be looking for something a little deeper than that.
She might also hold your gaze without actually staring at you like a weirdo and smile a lot. Just do yourself a favor and don’t try too hard. Everyone (guys and girls alike) wants to meet real people, even if it is just for sex. Or whatever. So yeah be yourself blah blah blah and all that other stuff teen mags gripe on about.
That’s all. Just a few ways to tell if she’s interested in hooking up or talking with you.
P.S. A lot of twats use signals like this and I definitely don’t need to tell you how to spot those hogs. They think way too much of themselves and suck in bed. Don’t waste any energy on used up crack snobs like them. I’m sure you’re worth more than some cunt with her head jammed up her ass.
So I haven’t blogged or tweeted or cammed in a while. Why? Well, I decided to go out and get a life. I found a job not worth doing, at least. As far as my social life goes… well it turns out I’m kind of a loser with no hobbies to speak of, so it fell short. Now, I’m coming back here to bitch and moan about the woes of the world.
Like most bloggers that coat the world with their sarcastic opinions and “I know more than you, that’s why I blog” attitude, I feel using the internet in this manner makes living a tad more worth while. HAHA.
Anyways, I’m back blogging again, hence the title, and I’ll be on twitter more (not sure who’s excited about that). I’ll even be online at naked.com, streamate.com, and maybe chaturbate.com. I’ll most likely be on naked.com so if you want to, you can see me on there.